robots and unicorns
a tumblr side proj by saramcpherson[dot]com
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A portion of my robot collection, removed from my Robot Shelf and helpfully assembled on an Ikea table in my living room for documentation purposes.
Total robot figurines (pictured): 12
Other robots (not pictured), stuffed or featured on clothing, aprons, bags, alarm clocks, dishware, Rubik’s Cubes, gel-based protective covers adhered to various electronics and in books: 24
Tin robots: 8
Robots that sharpen pencils: 1
Robots that walk: 9
Robots that walk and shoot sparks from their midsections: 4
Robots that otherwise light up: 2
ROBOTS THAT ARE AWESOME: ALL
Beep beep boop, my friends. The future is upon us.
Death By Robot
0s and 1s of affection to Matt, for warning me of the aluminum-crafted dangers lurking atop my robot shelf. For lack of a more appropriate score, let’s just cue the scary instrumental theme from Jaws:
Dahhh-nuh
Dahhh-nuh
Dahhh-nuh
Dahhh-nuh-dahhh-nuh-dahh-nuh-dah-nuhdahnuhdahnuh, et cetera et cetera.
From Quint.
This unicorn’s real! I’m not so down with the whole capitivty thang, though. Also, dude needs some serious snackz from the kibble machine at the petting zoo.
If I do not own this shirt very, very soon, somebody’s gettin’ stabbed.
This one’s for you, Tobes.
Linked by Anne :)
Um.
Here’s the most frightening thing I’ve seen all day. This unicorn looks like he should be a pro wrestler, and his name should either be The Hyperventilator or PedoCorn. Who’s with me??
P.S. - This costume costs nine hundred dollars.
Whinny, neigh, et cetera.
thewordunheard’s new robot beats himself over the head while his heart spins!!
Oh, love.
“Be a Pretty Prancer” is less of an encouragement and more of a command.
DO IT. PRANCE PRETTILY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
(photo via ohmygolly)
